Tuesday, August 4, 2009

It's my namesake!

This article discusses how Whole Foods is profitting despite the global recession. In my opinion it's the spicy miso salad dressing. I would recomend trying it with cucumbers or carrots but really I would probably put this stuff in my cereal, its that good.

Anyway, here's the article read up!

http://articles.moneycentral.msn.com/Investing/Extra/how-whole-foods-profits-in-lean-times.aspx?GT1=33002

Thursday, July 23, 2009

And it seems to me you lived your life/Like a candle in the wind

Yesterday, we saw the passing of another celebrity superstar, Gidget the Taco Bell Chihuahua. Gidget is perhaps most famous for her exclamation, “Je veux que Taco Bell!” Oops sorry…that was Gigi the French bulldog. Gidget exclaims, “Yo quiero Taco Bell!”

After a serious bout of food poisoning from the Baja Chalupa, Gidget decided to focus on her film career. She had a breakout role as “Bruiser’s Mom” in Legally Blonde 2: Red, White, and Blonde. She is survived by the Burger King, Wendy, and Long John Silver.

Gidget don’t forget, all dogs go to heaven and all dogs go to heaven 2!

RIP Michael Jackson, Billy Mays, Walter Cronkite, and little Gidget. We will never forget you.

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Nintendo

Yesterday, I walked home from work. At roughly 6:17 p.m. I was on Newbury Street and was about to hit Arlington when I saw a man pushing a double wide baby jogger. But this was not just any man.

This man had a painter's hat, a huge 1920's supervillian mustache and a red bandana tied artfully around his neck.

It took all of the restraint I could muster but I managed not to shout, "It's a meeee MARIO" as I passed. Instead I smiled widely and he stared at me.

The end.

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